I'm looking forward to freshers' week.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"

- Henny Youngman

Lads.

Lightheartedness...

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese"

- G.K. Chesterton

I am partial to a touch of RW

Little bit of Bill.

"All days are nights to see till I see thee, 

and nights bright days when dreams do show thee to me. "

-William Shakespeare, Sonnet XLIII

This made me giggle. Might make you chuckle a bit if you're into your football

Another picture for the enjoyment of anyone who's actually reading

During the Llares trek- snowed off after the first day!

Quotations for the nation.

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant"

-Robert McCloskey

I haven't posted anything about my views on the recent riots in the U.K.

Nor do I intend to. Instead, here's a picture of one of the looters who clearly made the most out of the opportunities presented to him...

Since I never really properly updated my blog during my travels, I've decided I could start posting a photo selection from my voyage. Enjoy...

My fellow travelers and I at Machu Picchu

I'll be working here for the next few weeks. It makes me happy.

Did you know..

If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds quite similar to sausage. Just thought I'd pass on the knowledge.

Lack of effort on my part in this post. But, since I've developed an affinity for trekking this seems rather ideal.

http://www.lonelyplanet.com/australia/tasmania/travel-tips-and-articles/76228?affil=twit

Everyone loves a bit of wireless banter. (Credit to trueLAD.com)

A very disturbing short film... Enjoy!

The struggle to find a summer job...

I posted a little while ago about how my ideal job right now would be as a barman. However, looking for a job has proven to be slightly more difficult than simply wandering into a bar and presenting myself. It would be nice if it was that easy...
As it is, I've realised I don't have much choice in the matter but have high hopes for something at the Odeon (an english cinema/theatre for all you international readers), which is this friday. If not, I may have to swallow my pride and return to my old summer job selling ice creams. If they take me back. Hmm. Wish me luck for the cinema job, I'm actually pretty certain I'd really enjoy working there/ any discounts I'd get on cinema trips. As I'm sure most of you know, I'm massively into my films. I might do some more reviews soon.

Quote frenzy.

"The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page"

-St. Augustine

I'm caught in the clutches of mild insomnia- is this a bad thing?

"Insomnia is my greatest inspiration"

-Jon Stewart

I've been told that unless my next few posts are quality, I'll lose a potential blog follower.

In response to this, I present this: a completely pointless blog post. Here's an aardvark.